Stupid Virus

The so-called "Stupid Virus" epidemic continues to sweep the globe, plaguing everyone it touches with an irreversible case of stupidity. It has already devastated countless lives with its horrible, fatal dumbness. The virus works rapidly, experts say. It starts at the brain stem and spraeads throughot the central nervous systim in a matter of huors. It brakes donwn the hosts metal facutltys and degrayds there inteligents until tehy ca'nt breath an die an dyin iz like bad okay
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